Entries from Katy Oliver : Bean There tagged with 'sex'

Happy Birthday Vincent D!!!

xoxoxoko...

Happy Birthday to the "Especially Genius" One!!!

Happy 40th birthday to his holy hotness, the beautiful butterscotch stallionand my fellow scorpio Owen Wilson! KO be lovin' you forever Owen! Kisses!...

Phelps, Vegas-style

8 Golds and...Michael Phelps is loving life! Playboy Club, Vegas, 9.08...

Sauska's Wedding! The Polaroids...

St. Louis August 1-3, 2008...

Drew Is Like A Bird

Sorry to put it this way, but KO can't seem to find the words, so... we are letting Michael K from DListed do the dirty work for us regarding Drew's breakup from CT native Justin Long. We thought this one...

RIP George Carlin

Legendary comic George Carlin died of heart failure yesterday in Santa Monica. George had a history of heart problems. He checked into the hospital yesterday after complaining about chest pains. Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits! Sad! George Carlin...

Having A Laugh

Have a good, fun, (and if you're lucky) funny Friday!source: dlisted...

True That Best Baldwin

"I've been single for seven years and as I get older, I think all I want is to be loved. The world becomes a place where you think, let everyone else have it. Let them all fight over jobs and...

Sex & The City

KO loved the Sex & The City movie!!! Alot!And we loved Samantha's true-to-character story arc...as well as her wardrobe!Especially this hat!!! LOVES IT!!!...

BTW, A DIFFERENT KATY-

Katy Perry, a rising star/singer outta London, has a very catchy song with the chorus "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" We noted it the first time we heard it, yes. But we're singing it tonight after hearing...

May You Rest In Peace Man In Tree

Sadness for few? Apparently! Well, whether you tuned in or were totally turned off...our friend Derek's show Men in Trees is officially canceled! We still love you Sketch!Derek, HottubHaus, Silverlake, ko/05...

Ummm, Why Not!???!!??!!!

"I'm not a perv, and I didn't intentionally mean to embarrass [actress Mischa Barton]. I don't just set out and start my day thinking I want to get any celebrity topless. I once saw Keanu Reeves dancing in the nude...

Distraction Du Jour: Surfing the Nerve, Embracing the Naughty, the Pretty, and the Proud

Your friend KO the artist...is appreciative for the exposure this blog affords. We get to build collages in an untraditional way, using a different kind of carefully considered editing arrangement, with pictures from piles and piles~ both digital and otherwise...

Oz Man Walking

Oz (intact!) (uninformed!) (pure and handsome and...viril!) TONIGHT:...and an Oz tribute. The poor man-pup is losing his, er, man-doggieness tomorrow! Sorry, Oz! Mama loves you alot (!) but you needs it, you do!!! Forgive me!!! Kisses...Loving you forever Oz!...

Reality vs. Illusion

KO is constantly reminded that reality is everyday and illusion is every fantasy, every hope, every maybe...The dealio that KO is still getting schoolio-ed in is the vast, confusing difference between the two. Why choose a nice reality when a...

Happy (Belated) Birthday Dan!!!

Happy Birthday Dan!!! You are an amazing, talented, beautiful, and epic friend! Happy happy happy birthday and much success, love & many more years to you!...

Yummy Hunk Of Man, Principled

Supremely delicious Vincent D, NYC...photog unknown...

Separated By About 15 Years, The Matrix

Rising former child actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Ever-hot dark star Keanu Reeves: Right? Hot....

FUNNIEST! BIT (CHEW YUM). EVER. EVER!!!!!!

This Sarah Silverman tribute to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel (he celebrated his 5 year-on-air mark last night) is by far one of the best (if inappropriate) comedy sketches ever. And I know what kind of competition we're dealing with. Trust...

File This Under: What? Are Pigs Flying?!

KO was desperately confused when Hef was caught proclaiming his preference for fun mind games over sex-play......but, if Jack Nicholson is saying things like this (below) we are so ready to believe pigs fly and hell is cold, very very...

Prime Time

We really enjoyed the Meryl Streep Uma Thurman "vehicle" Prime with the attention-grabbing October Road star Bryan Greenberg. He's got a unique hotness and a great way with the camera. We liked Prime....

Jack on Sex

"In my lifetime, from World War II on, life got freer and freer until herpes, then AIDS. That was the end, ask any bar owner. Things moved to the right. "Once this idea that you can die from sex got...

Yay.

So excited to see this! Yeah, I said it. May 2008!...

Season of the Scorpio

Happy Birthday to Mr. Big, Chris Noth, and a special happy birthday shout out to the first "Mr. Big" we ever knew, P.N. He's celebrating his 33rd today (maybe in CO.?), while Yale Drama School alum Chris Noth is toasting...

So Wrong, Too Right

source: IDLYITW...

ShowPiece

This is a funny "poem" by funnyman Michael Showalter. We have a major crush on him, but you don't have to want a piece of his piece to get a good little laugh outta this piece. ***** Even though I've...

Can It Be True?

We heard our favorite flower-powered, eternally hot hero, filmster player Drew Barrymore was seen making out with funny alot CT native, MAC spokesman, and sweet underdog-type/genuine nice guy Justin Long. Seriously, she was linked to Spike (I've always loved that...

...Especially Escapist

Owen, not quite public but present, Santa Monica...

Oh Oh Oh Owen

Are you getting better? Come visit! Love you long time...As ever, KO...

It's Your Birthday, It's Your Birthday!

Happy Happy Birthday Ami!!! Happy Birthday Babe!!!Ami, Chicago ko/9.02...

Three Times A Lady

Her ringtone is Dignity (by Bob Dylan) her vibe is Easy like Sunday morning. and she relates to Toni Braxton. Me loves her!Source: Dlisted...

I Heart Dlisted, I Really Do

There is no way KO could ever craft the clever attitude-heavy commentary found @ Dlisted. Yes, we love Perez...but let's be honest, Michael @ Dlisted is truly fierce without fear. He harbors no Hilton associations, and he's honest as hell....

In Shambles

We just could not resist: Excerpts from Pete Doherty's talk with London's Daily Mirror oh so cleverly spliced with drawings KO did in Amsterdam in 1997: - "I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks...

One vs. Desire: The "No, Seriously, WTF?!" Edition

So Pene and Bono were spotted out and about (again)...today, in St. Tropez. Perez posted the pic of Puffy aka P Diddy aka just Diddy, etc., today but failed to highlight the fact that Pene and Bono are the very...

One vs. Desire

Is it possible, really?!, that Bono is involved with Ms. Penny Cruz?! Has he left his wife? Mateo wasn't enough for Ms. PC?! She had to steal Bono?! Seriously...what the fudge is going on here? Sadly, we watched the video...

Just Like Trollops

Wow. We may be a bit late on this~ but KO can't not feature this freaky creepy dirty hot clip of Pete Doherty serenading the camera, himself and oh yeah Kate Moss. His sound is so rich, but his body...

That Dress, That Dress (How Did You Know?)

So very much smitten purring wow awe love the dress...LiLo, Vegas, 7.07...

In Case You Missed It, "Lil Kim's Birthday Came~ Even if You Didn't~ Convenience-Store-Style, On 7/11!" Edition

We'll always have a spot in our heart / head / ho-no-you-didnt ho-down fo' Lil Kim. Damn, woman went beyond rap, beyond rep, past beauty, past talent, past po-po, held fame, enjoyed fortune, courted celebrity, dealt with law, laid with...

Sissy

We won't bother putting a picture of the heiress who walked out of prison today after 3-ish days...But we will tell you that while our friend Matt Lum was driving from his place in Hollywood to his bank in Bev....

A Little Late, Alot Great

You can't help but love these shots of Red Sox fans masked and mocking A-Rod after he was caught (allegedly) cheating.(Lifted from Perez~ who I think lifted it from the NYPost)...

For Love Or Money Or Both

As worded by Dlisted: "Forbes Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most expensive divorces in history. Every celebrity in question is a dude and Neil Diamond's ex-wife from 1969 came out on top with a grip of cash....

Two of My Favorite Things...

Grapefruit and...The Grapefruit Toss, starring Rob Z~New Haven, 3.28.07...

Elm City Acoustic Run For The Roses

With Tobie, Rob Z, Tim P (on guitar) and KO (as per, umm, always)...KO and TS by RZTim by KOTobie (above and below) by KOTobie and KO by RZKO and RZ by KORichters, New Haven, 2.21.07...

"And...Scene!"

Beautiful/Ambivalent/Styled Stranger, Pickle Barrel, VT. 2.18.07...

Oh My God, Y'all! Brit Like Totally Shaved Her Head!

And then she got some fresh ink...KO has nothing against the bald is beautiful school of style, Sinead and Ami both rocked it really successfully some time ago... But, umm, it seems like Brit-Brit has crossed over to full-on cuckoo-panties...

My Circle, part 2

KO (with wonky eye), Tobie & Rob outside CMs, New Haven, 2.13.07...

Celebrity Skin, part 2: What Goes Around Comes Back Around

In honor of Justin Timberlake's new video for (KO's admitted pop-culture right now pleasure) What Goes Around, starring Scarlet Johansson (aka ScarJo), KO gathered some classic videos featuring famous beauties, funny guys, a "friend" and some fashionistas...It's so easy to...

Backhanded Compliments Rule

Last weekend a 27 year old (self-described Baldwin-esque) hottie told me (and I quote), "You look good for 30." Niiice!!! Love it......

Back With A Vengeance

Got my charger back...Yay!Hit Me You Can't Hurt Me, KO/07Fool's Paradise, KO/07Running With The Devil, KO/07 *p.s. Thank you CE!!!...

She Dead

While it's not all that surprising, KO still thinks Anna Nicole Smith's death today is sad alot......

Daddy Is An Artist, Mama Never Sleeps At Night

Art by Daddy, Dec. 2006...

Baby You're A Star

The best thing about the Super Bowl~ obviously~ was Prince. But the cellphone photos from my friend are a respectable second place......

"Write That Down"**

Apparently hottie-beau-body actor/Canadian Ryan Reynolds is single again...Yay...Sigh... **Ryan's oft-quoted catchphrase as Van (channeling the glory days of Chevy Chase in Fletch/CaddyShack/Foul Play) in National Lampoon's Van Wilder...

Think & You Are Here...True That

So happy to report that the Fall 05 project KO was so enthusiastic about~ rad film YOU ARE HERE~ has officially been screened, loved, bought and sold! Congrats especially to Director and rad guy (as well as new-ish father) Henry...

Happy Birthday John!!!!!

Happy Happy Happy Birthday to everyone's favorite blogger and friend, John Carney! Got nothing but love for you John! Well, love, and...(omitted due to content)...etc, et al! So glad to see you are on the road to recovery! Can't wait...

Talkin' Bout the Ghetto...

KO suggests you take a few minutes to read this New York Observer article about bloggers and LES bars. Friend-to-many DealBreakerist John Carney gets plenty of action (insert witty-if-all-too-easy pun here) in the article, with plenty of quotes throughout....

Luscious and Illegal

The Ninja and The Unicorn Let Love Rule, Levee, Williamsburg, 1.19.07...

No Need To Wait...

Seems appropriate~ as winter truly takes hold, finally, for all those kicking it root down on the East Coast~ to pay respect to a song that 1) is reminiscent blah blah blah nostalgia blah blah blah; 2) Matt Lum, my...

Happy Birthday Sketcherson!!!

Happy Birthday to my friend, Men In Trees star Derek Richardson!!! So very excited for you Sketcherson! Love you alot! Happy F#ckin' Birthday babe! *Maxie and Katy watched Hostel last night in honor of you! So happy you...uh...you know, didn't...

Drew Loves Die Hard

(Source: Perez Hilton)...

Yummy Like Sex, Candy

(Source: PINKNEST)...

Gimme Shelter

Much love and moist props to Daddy and Prince~ for the hospitality, obviously, and for the friendship, always~ My return to the East Coast has been blessed and I thank you both alot!Daddy with Word Prince, Brooklyn, 1.6.07 UPDATE: It...

Jolie-Curious

Is there any woman more beautiful, angelic, sexy, strong, secure, worldly, wicked, and witchy in appearance than Angelina Jolie? Me thinks not...Angie with Brad Pitt last night at the Golden Globes in Los Angeles and Angie in Panama a few...

Bai-Curious

"I've met many crazy people on many crazy nights. Anything you can imagine...I've done it! It's in my nature to just run wild and I do. I love being naked and I love men and women - especially when I'm...

Dirty Dishes

The only thing I can think of when I look at this picture~ snapped late last night~ of the most surprisingly spectacularly delicious pasta is Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder scream-singing "Dirty Frank!"Dirty Pasta (!) is followed up by one that...

So Long Sweet Sista

Ami left for San Francisco today...KO is very sad to see her go, but KO needs a job and recess is way past officially over, so it's better this way, I suppose. Love you long time beautiful woman, forever friend...Ami...

Daddy's Cadillac Grill

KO and Maxie pay tribute to daddy's new grill, Brooklyn, 1.6.07...

Sister of Mercy...mentioned, mastered?

The Master has no mind of her own. She works with the mind of the people. She is good to the people who are good. She is also good to the people who are not good. This is true goodness....

Humoring Me, Momentarily

Taking Out the Drive-By Boy KO-style, New Haven, 1.4.07...

Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

Okay, so I really try not to distract you with too many celebuturds, and for the most part I've been pretty respectful of your time...We are on the same page (clearly, however, I will always abuse you with my puns)~...

Searching for Art, Remembering Ego

"...with concrete sincerity. Take nothing at face value and take nothing as a lie."One of the best letters I've ever received...*it's hard to decipher, but not impossible... ...And one of the best pictures ever taken of yours truly...photo~ Fall 1998,...

The Youth of the Nation

Where was College Humor when KO was in college?!(College Humor) *Also: Check out the College Humor Holiday Gifts Cheat Sheet...Inspired!...

Where the Heart Is...

(thanks AL)...

You CAN handle the truth, your liquor

(thanks AL)...

Baby, One More Year

Happy Birthday to former Princess of Pop, Britney Spears... You've really grown into quite the Queen of Tackiness and Trashiness, Brit Brit! Here's hoping your 25th year is heavily revelatory and hugely reinvigorating. Cheers!To celebrate, might we suggest 1) buying...

Orange You Glad I'm Broke?

Me thinks I may have to sell the gobstopper-orange Porsche KO "inherited" from RGO...it needs some work, but it's a great-looking car and will certainly make for a great gift for the guy you know who has everything except a...

Coming Soon!

Mannequin 2!!! Starring Brad Pitt! With Angelina Jolie as his mannequin! (Cue: Jefferson Starship "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now") Hahaha...ok, not really. But come on! Look at them! I'm right, right?!...

Before Brad...Before Mad...And When She Still Spoke to Her Dad

Just because...Vintage Angelina Jolie from Interview Magazine, June 1997** **KO loved smokin' hot AJ then and filed this away, but sorry about the fold line...

Llama Says So

I love me some Maxie so much...and I'm totally cool with sharing...(DaddyLovesYou...)...

Happy Birthday Mr. Stallion!

Very yummy scorpio Owen Wilson (aka the Butterscotch Stallion) turns 38 today...We'd so just like 20 minutes with Owen...sigh...Owen, call me!...

you inspoire me too

Maxie started a bloggy blog. Check it out. You will love long time so very much! (Daddylovesyouandyourlittledogtoo)...

Snap...Crackle..Pop Star

Congrats to Britney Spears on her sudden (but-not-soon-enough) reemergence from her haze of "love" better known as the "K-hole"~ Brit finally filed papers to divorce freeloading no-talent trashbag K-Fed. The poptart must be ready to shine again.** **Or as GoFugYourself...

If You Were Wondering What to Get Me For My Birthday (this Saturday, November 4th)...part 2

(ok, ok I'm joking, but this is fo'real...from Dlisted)...

It Writes Itself, part 3

We so wish this were from my new pop-culture dictionary!Alas, context really is important...but something tells me nothing can save this blurb from loud & excessive gut-laughing (including the paragraph I grabbed it from)... This just screams "mock me!" &...

A Real Page Turner

Boy oh boy, that Mark Foley sure is good fodder...haha Long Live The Daily Show! ....... He's totally about to be an awesome "ripped from the headlines" episode of SVU... (C&L said it first)...

Jacked Up

Jack Nicholson is the man. Obviously. Last week I asked you for your top 5 favorite Jack movies, and you gave me some very yummy answers. Yes, Five Easy Pieces used to be one of my most favorite movies of...

The Groper

Loyal katyoliver.co visitors know KO likes Ben Affleck. We support him despite his occassional misguided overzealous fandom for the Red Sox and his marriage to Jennifer-(#2)-"Is this too complicated for you?"-Garner. Recently KO asked "What happened to you Ben?" Maybe...

The Art of Getting Laid

Prepare Yourself for Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson's Art of Getting Laid!* You will notice Connecticut native, star of in-theaters-now Accepted, & Johnny Cash karaoke-er Justin Long as Marty! Yay! Funny! *from an MTV award show promo...

Smile, It's Saturday Night

Red Hot Chili Peppers Desecration Smile...

Stabler!

I really need to figure out this budget stuff and Stabler isn't distracting me at all......