Entries from Katy Oliver : Bean There tagged with 'joke'

Smokes Out Of A Machine!!! Only in St. Louis...

St Louis, August 2008...

Must-Read Diary Entries!!!

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. To boot, it resonates: Too true! source: [thank you fave blogger!!!] AndreaHarner...

RIP George Carlin

Legendary comic George Carlin died of heart failure yesterday in Santa Monica. George had a history of heart problems. He checked into the hospital yesterday after complaining about chest pains. Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits! Sad! George Carlin...

Having A Laugh

Have a good, fun, (and if you're lucky) funny Friday!source: dlisted...

Smurf Rage

Thanks Annie!...

FUNNIEST! BIT (CHEW YUM). EVER. EVER!!!!!!

This Sarah Silverman tribute to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel (he celebrated his 5 year-on-air mark last night) is by far one of the best (if inappropriate) comedy sketches ever. And I know what kind of competition we're dealing with. Trust...

The Hills Are Alive With Hilarity!

This parody of MTV's hit show The Hills with James Franco as Justin Bobby and Mila Kunis as Audrina is too good! This is the same "dialogue" used by the "real" characters on the reality show! Shot by shot, Franco...

Love Is...Never Scared!

We were revisiting Chris Rock's "Never Scared" from "The Black Ambition Tour" and it's still sooo relevant. Maybe even more now than before...He truly resonates. He's revelatory, smart and funny! He's such a genius. He's up there with Bill Hicks!...

D'oh No

(thanks CS)...

A Little Late, Alot Great

You can't help but love these shots of Red Sox fans masked and mocking A-Rod after he was caught (allegedly) cheating.(Lifted from Perez~ who I think lifted it from the NYPost)...

Baby How Bout Not This Time

Obedient baby no more, Britney Spears is cultivating cuckoo-crazy like...crazy... Fruits from her freak-outs are fiercely fresh and just obscenely, outrageously ripe. Picture via X17; Brit-Brit "Rehab is In" Illustration via Gawker...

An Easy Way To Get A Free Drink

Maybe you already know this one, but KO was schooled in the tricky way of saltines recently and just can not not share...Check this out: Next time you are out with some friends, ask them if they think they can...

Pass It On

Remember back in the day (waaay before cell phones, etc) when you'd pass notes to your friends just to make it through class? Well, this is kinda like that, only I'm pretty sure my friend wrote this when she came...

Everything to Gain (Enjoy the Ride)

(Savory, Subversive) Subway Solicitation, NYC, 12.30.06...

...puppies too

Subway Poster (Art), Brooklyn, 12.28.06...

Green is Good

source: BrandSpankin'...

It's a Gas...Station

Iowa, 12.17.06...

Skim Cream

Simple amusement succeeds...the Defamer orgy with yahoo players is a winner:(Great screen-capture ~!!!~ made possible with my shift-apple-4 fingers!)...

Wounded Joke

This might've been a funny joke if told via tipsy talk at a dive bar after a long night of depressing- if not intellectual, heated- debate about our current political institution. In its current manifestation, however, I can't help but...

Finally! Why I'm Not Funny Explained...

"What makes the female so much deadlier than the male? With assists from Fran Lebowitz, Nora Ephron, and a recent Stanford-medical-school study, [Christopher Hitchens] investigates the reasons for the humor gap." -Vanity Fair 2007 Excerpts from Christopher Hitchens' article "Why...

My Secret Santa

These festive ornaments are a bit Naughty... but if I know Santa (and, yeah, I totally do!) he'll totally love them! Santa really does have a great sense of humor. He also totally parties. Shouting "Ho ho ho" to anyone...

Charted for Your Convenience

KO is so very happy to know about Indexed. It's such an original, inspired, clever~ and usually funny, to boot~ site...It totally makes "fun of some things and sense of others."(Indexed)...

Now & Later

John Carney mentions a funny study at DealBreaker today about procrastination. I find it especially amusing because I considered justifying my healthy procrastination habit in a rational, thoughtful post but...ummm...put it off to work on various and sundry other creative...

The Next Generation is Ready for their Close-Up

Who's the model and who's the lay person (haha, that's punny...ok~ "civilian") in this shot?(T&M)...

Where the Heart Is...

(thanks AL)...

You CAN handle the truth, your liquor

(thanks AL)...

ONE

Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone..."Every time I...

Coming Soon!

Mannequin 2!!! Starring Brad Pitt! With Angelina Jolie as his mannequin! (Cue: Jefferson Starship "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now") Hahaha...ok, not really. But come on! Look at them! I'm right, right?!...

Sweet AND Sensitive

Matt Sears consistently makes me laugh out loud!(source: MattSearsForever)...

Funny HaHa

Because laughing is good exercise before a big meal!!!(Thanks Frazer!)...

Juicy

Just sooo wrong...Oh so right. Had to be done. And what else is there to say?!(source: BrandSpankin'...Bravo Brando!)...

Not Lenny Bruce/Not Bill Hicks

Michael Richards~ known to most people as Kramer from Seinfeld~ had a very bad Friday night. He was performing at the Laugh Factory (here in L.A.) and went off on a very unfunny racist rant. KO is pretty open-minded about...

Mad Funny

From the KO archives...this is one of my most. favorite. comics. ever...(Gary Larson, The Far Side)...

Spin Rummy! part 2

My eco-terra-ist brother Tricky always jokes about "clear-cutting" his face when he shaves...It's so totally perfect that Matt at BrandSpankin' has warmongering (and newly resigned) Rummy waging war on his facial hair! Nicely done Brando! (BrandSpankin')...

If You Were Wondering What to Get Me For My Birthday (this Saturday, November 4th)...part 2

(ok, ok I'm joking, but this is fo'real...from Dlisted)...

It Writes Itself, part 3

We so wish this were from my new pop-culture dictionary!Alas, context really is important...but something tells me nothing can save this blurb from loud & excessive gut-laughing (including the paragraph I grabbed it from)... This just screams "mock me!" &...

Cash Call

Humor! Bloggers! Money! NYC! A decadent & winning combination, indeed. Highlighting the best, touting the worst~ always reliably scathing & delightfully witty~ KO proudly "dos"es all y'all with the love from two of the best in the business: *From DealBreaker:...

It Writes Itself, part 2

(wfsb) ~Thanks BCO! Fantastic!...

It Writes Itself

Oh my god this is so screams "Funny! Not Funny!" KO had to grab it from Defamer and share just in case you missed it yesterday!...

Got Mercy?

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't...

My Gold Shoes Are Too Tight!

This is a real ad running next to pictures from a party in the Hamptons @NYSocialDiary....