Entries from Katy Oliver : Bean There tagged with 'LA'

Christian Bale's ballistic tantrum from T4

 This clip is at once hilarious, obscene, indicative of LA egos, inexcusable and ridiculous...Oh, and it's disappointing...because no matter how unprofessional the DP was (and he was!) there's no forgiving a rant like that...Bale might've gotten away with a 30second...

Josh Brolin Gives Shout Out To The Dead Girl

Brolin on Leno tonight: "I was working on another movie...it was ,uh? Oh it wasThe Dead Girl! And two days in I got the call that I got No Country for Old Men."And re: his notoriety and mindset as he...

Missing You, Ninja! Hi!

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Yummy Lum's Epic and Essential Tech Support

Sorry I was MIA, been so busy and the site was down...but my BFF and webrynth master Matt Lum hooked me up!!! katyoliver.co is back!...

Drew Is Like A Bird

Sorry to put it this way, but KO can't seem to find the words, so... we are letting Michael K from DListed do the dirty work for us regarding Drew's breakup from CT native Justin Long. We thought this one...

Warren Beatty

Did you catch AFI's tribute to Warren Beatty Tuesday night?Beatty got a Lifetime Achievement Award from AFI, and the show (on USA) was absolutely awesome! KO is gonna try and dig up some clips......

Wha Happned, Y'all?

Seriously?! What happened to her?! No good!!! Brit-Brit is a hot mess!!!...

Happy Birthday Jesse!

Happy 29th Birthday to our rad friend/actor Jesse Bradford! Love you Jesse!...

Sad Loss

via PH...

Getting the Led from Out West

All that glitters is gold!thanks to Andy for the live shot from the concert last night in LA...

Ummm, Why Not!???!!??!!!

"I'm not a perv, and I didn't intentionally mean to embarrass [actress Mischa Barton]. I don't just set out and start my day thinking I want to get any celebrity topless. I once saw Keanu Reeves dancing in the nude...

Heat for a Rainy Day

IN & KO, Hottub haus, Silverlake, Jan06...

Fancy!

Funny guy Jonah Hill hosted SNL tonight and for the most part it was hilarious! The first hour was better than most SNL's in recent history, for sure. And Jonah's material definitely started strong. He quite successfully referenced past comedic...

Hey Hey Happy Belated Birthday...

Saturday was our friend Jules' wedding day. It was also Micky Dolenz' 63rd!Happy belated birthday Micky! And many more! Much love, as ever, Katy O!KO & MD (by IN), Hollywood, January 06...

FUNNIEST! BIT (CHEW YUM). EVER. EVER!!!!!!

This Sarah Silverman tribute to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel (he celebrated his 5 year-on-air mark last night) is by far one of the best (if inappropriate) comedy sketches ever. And I know what kind of competition we're dealing with. Trust...

Wilson!

A few years ago a friend of mine was working as an assistant to a very high profile and famous celebrity actor (whose name I can not say...but it rhymes with hen killer). He asked her to get a birthday...

Happy Birthday Jason Bateman!

Prodigious and prolific funny man Jason Bateman is 39 today. Happy Birthday!Jason on the set of Teen Wolf 2 with the Hardisty girl, old school Cali...

Thankful and Grateful and Loving Matt Lum

We are extremely appreciative to Matt Lum for his wickedly wonderful webrynth wizardry! He fixed our katy@katyoliver.co email! The man is a master...but more than that, he's an amazing and cherished friend. Matt Lum, you are the wind beneath my...

Happy Birthday Jonah Hill!!!

The Superbad star is 24 today! Happy Happy Birthday Jonah!!!Jonah, Keir, KO, LA, Aug. 06...

Ladies Ladies Been So Long

With Ninja and Coryander, ShortStop, LA 05/06...

How We Miss Ms. Ninja Hi!

Ninja, LA, June 2006...

Happy Thursday

Ray, Ninja, Iris & Jeff, LA, June 2006...

Committed to the High-Five...Unforgettable!

They take it all the way. And way past that! HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! on FunnyOrDie.com thanks to Peter at SMT for the heads up...

WTF? And all that nonsense

How cute are Thandie Newton's kids? Really, WTF? When did Angie get so pin thin? Seriously, WTF? Holy Mary Mother of...Why oh why oh why? Ok, all kidding aside, WTF??? Oh, but how brilliant is DListed? And wow, Mama Madonna...

The Hills Are Alive With Hilarity!

This parody of MTV's hit show The Hills with James Franco as Justin Bobby and Mila Kunis as Audrina is too good! This is the same "dialogue" used by the "real" characters on the reality show! Shot by shot, Franco...

Scrooged Below The Line

November 17, 2007 - In its first dramatic move since the beginning of the Writers Guild strike, NBC has fired "nearly the entire production staff" of its struggling, late-night staple, "Saturday Night Live," sources told Page Six. One tipster told...

Funny Money Shots

Lilo served 84 minutes in jail, a shorter punishment than her films' running times. Ha! Ha! Hollywood Justice!Lindsay Lohan mugshots 2007...

Happy Birthday Ember!!!

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Naughty Nightlife, LA Revisited

LoveJoy, KO/3.18.06ER&CF, Hottub Haus, KO/12.3.05IN&RP, Sanctuary, Hottub Haus, KO/6.17.05...

Fierce! Fun! Forever! Friday Night Flashbacking: Fully Loaded And Then Some!

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Write On Binder

We like Mike Binder. He wrote and directed (and co-starred in) the perverse yet poignant film The Upside of Anger. His 2006 film Man About Town is a truly bizarre mixture of B-list talents and A-list writing. While I'm loathe...

Art Is Ego, Sanctuary

Partial of Door Collage, Sanctuary, Hottub Haus, 04-05...

You're My Best Friend

Look how yummy Owen is (pre-suicide attempt) driving with his bff (an Australian Cattle dog named) Garcia. What's cuter than this shot?source:People...

Life is Addictive

Well, the one episode we watched was. Lead "Detective Crews" is brilliantly portrayed by unconventionally sexy yummy Brit actor Damien Lewis....

Filed Under: A Favorite Funny Flashback

No joke, this was the night before Winona got busted for shoplifting, and we witnessed her getting in a tizzy, snapping at the director about Matt Damon! For realz...Also, Adam's shirt does say "I sleep...I eat...I fart..." and he's carrying...

The ButterScotch Stallion is Like A Bird

Since his suicide attempt, our favorite Wilson brother (and fellow scorpio) Owen has been taking it easy with his family. Yesterday, he got his humble on at the beach with his oldest bro Andrew. We absolutely hope so hard that...

I Wanna Be The Butterscotch Stallion's Sober Companion!!!

"InTouch Weekly reports that Owen Wilson has refused rehab and is instead paying $750 a day for a sober companion. This sober companion lives with Owen and follows him everywhere he goes to make sure he doesn't fall off the...

...Especially Escapist

Owen, not quite public but present, Santa Monica...

The Same But Different?

Is the picture on the left Shia LaBeouf? Is the guy on the left the same guy as the guy~ Shia~ on the right? I'm not convinced...but...Shia is a life-long Dodgers fan...and the candid shot on the left does look...

Oh, Owen...

Owen Wilson, we love love love you. We worry. Please stay strong. Have faith. Stay beautiful. You are walking talking fierce hotness. You are especially genius....

Owen...

Owen is on my mind...(source: X17)...

...Especially Sad

We've always adored fellow scorpio and longhorn Owen Wilson, He's the whole package: beautious, charming and "especially genius."It fills me with profound sorrow to return to the web (after a weekend away in Maryland) and find that horror of all...

SuperBad Is SuperBadass

Congrats to Jonah Hill, one of the stars of the #1 movie this past weekend. SuperBad brought in more than $30 million...and it was hilarious! Fogel aka McLovin is the second banana that really rises up to rival the stars~...

One Talented Trollop

Evan Rachel Wood is quite an actress. We were mesmerized by her performances in Down in the Valley (opposite hotalot Ed Norton and superkid Rory Culkin) and Pretty Persuasion (a sort-of-spin on Gus Van Sant's To Die For and, to...

SuperBad Guy Is SuperRad Guy

You may recall when, last summer, KO went with Val to the Accepted premiere in Westwood and partied into the night with stars Justin Long and Jonah Hill...Well, Jonah has officially crossed over into the sphere of pop culture "knowns"...

Dogs Gone Wild

Funny:Not Funny (...Scary):(source: Dlisted, Defamer)...

I Heart Dlisted, I Really Do

There is no way KO could ever craft the clever attitude-heavy commentary found @ Dlisted. Yes, we love Perez...but let's be honest, Michael @ Dlisted is truly fierce without fear. He harbors no Hilton associations, and he's honest as hell....

Time to Switch to Green Tea

Who could resist LiLo with the Real Thing? And, to boot, LiLo lens-ing it up with her lil sister Alli? These girls gone wild are enabled best by mom Dina-sour (not pictured).July 2007...

LoBlo: Throwing It All Away

You take your eyes off the 'ball for a single day and what happens? LiLo goes full-on d'ohglo and gets busted for driving drunk, with coke, with a suspended license. Does LiLo have anyone loving her? Ho needs help. Fast.LiLo...

Pride, Full Circle

While in LA, what has KO done? Ummm...err, uhh, well~ consolidate! Pretty much just packing up stuff from storage...and bonding with bf Matt Lum...Below, a picture taken on "9/11" in Dallas: Rob Z and KO were driving cross-country and moving...

"In Favor Of The Sheriff"

"Finally the truth comes out. I've been practicing law for 37 years in Los Angeles. I've talked to lawyers, judges, and prosecutors. No one has ever heard of anybody being treated like the way they're treating Paris Hilton...Go check on...

The Queen has left the building...

But no worries, we totally captured the magic of this memorable day... and of course we couldn't resist adding some Perez-style flavor fit for Queens...KO with Matt and Perez, Hollywood, 6.8.07 ************************************************************************** Check out this flawless performance by Beth Ditto...

Fox and The Hound

We heard Perez give his phone interview to Fox, and snapped this screen shot to salute Peretzel for his sincere~ if silly~ spin on the drama....

Art Imitating Life

News networks are all about the heiress...We think these sketches are pretty......Ironically, just now, when the MSNBC broke to a commercial~ the first ad was a Hilton Hotels spot! Hahahahaha......

Published on Perez

KO was moved to take some stills of Mona Edward's sketches of heiress Paris from inside the courthouse, and Peretzel quickly used one in a post. Yay!Thanks P! ************************************************** Update: Another picture by yours truly is featured by P!...

The Queen Is In The House

Moments after the Heiress was whisked away to the LA Courthouse for a reevaluation of her release yesterday and newer sentence (a "punishment" of 45 days under house arrest), KO was off in a whirlwind to pick up Matt's friend...

Sissy

We won't bother putting a picture of the heiress who walked out of prison today after 3-ish days...But we will tell you that while our friend Matt Lum was driving from his place in Hollywood to his bank in Bev....

A Fleeting but Fabulous Reunion

Arrived in Burbank just before noon, after an early flight out of Hartford. Matt Lum picked me up, and then it was off to India and Val's place for some spring cleaning/packing...It was pure pleasure and such smitten delight to...

A Tribute of Sorts...

Yo, Todd! KO is very much looking forward to seeing you next week when you are on the EC for Rescue Me. Below, a brief look back at our epic friendship...and your epic hotness...Thanks for the mentor-esque support! Love you!...

Friends Are Freedom

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For Love Or Money Or Both

As worded by Dlisted: "Forbes Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most expensive divorces in history. Every celebrity in question is a dude and Neil Diamond's ex-wife from 1969 came out on top with a grip of cash....

High-10ing on American Idol: The Awesomeness Is In the House, Dawg! That was Hot!

Last night, KO laughed out loud when we spotted BJ high-10ing with the blond guy rooting for Sanjaya sitting next to him. It comes as no surprise to me that on the first night I was not completely disturbed by...

Get Back To Where You Once Belonged

Feel so far away from so many of you!!! I am missing you now, I am loving you all the time...Don't you forget about me!!!...

Miss You Lots

Been in a bad way recently...thing is, things aren't so bad that KO is down for the count, but, things are rough, tough and harsh...my cell got turned off (boo!) because I didn't pay my bill~ and I can't pay...

Happy Birthday...

A random (to some) but bitchin' (to the clever and discerning) trio celebrating their birthdays today, this 7th day of March: ~Author Bret Easton Ellis ~Actor and Fairfield Prep Class of '89 alum Peter Sarsgaard ~That 70's Show hottie Laura...

Congrats Marty!

Finally!!! We knew this was your year!!!...

A Glimpse Of Ninja

Ninja Flashback, the Roosevelt, LA 1.06...

Baby How Bout Not This Time

Obedient baby no more, Britney Spears is cultivating cuckoo-crazy like...crazy... Fruits from her freak-outs are fiercely fresh and just obscenely, outrageously ripe. Picture via X17; Brit-Brit "Rehab is In" Illustration via Gawker...

Oh My God, Y'all! Brit Like Totally Shaved Her Head!

And then she got some fresh ink...KO has nothing against the bald is beautiful school of style, Sinead and Ami both rocked it really successfully some time ago... But, umm, it seems like Brit-Brit has crossed over to full-on cuckoo-panties...

Oscar Trivia

Dreamgirls has the most nominations in history without receiving a Best Picture nod; not since the very first Oscars have none of the Best Actor nominees appeared in any of the nominated Best Pictures; and only once before have none...

My Circle, part 3

A long-distance love-picture from webmaster, genius and bf Matt Lum!!!Matt by Matt, LA, 2.13.07...

Celebrity Skin: A Walking Study

What happened to Courtney Love? It really looks like she traded in one addiction (drugs) for another (plastic surgery)... WTF?! At least Frances Bean looks healthy...and natural!Courtney Love & Frances Bean, LA, 2.8.07...

The Art Of Ego Painted In A Different Light

Leggo My Ego by KO...

Think & You Are Here...True That

So happy to report that the Fall 05 project KO was so enthusiastic about~ rad film YOU ARE HERE~ has officially been screened, loved, bought and sold! Congrats especially to Director and rad guy (as well as new-ish father) Henry...

Drew Loves Die Hard

(Source: Perez Hilton)...

Jolie-Curious

Is there any woman more beautiful, angelic, sexy, strong, secure, worldly, wicked, and witchy in appearance than Angelina Jolie? Me thinks not...Angie with Brad Pitt last night at the Golden Globes in Los Angeles and Angie in Panama a few...

George's Globe

KO was just kicking around the fact that Chris Dodd's intention to run for President hasn't come up in any of my posts yet...Today seemed like as good a day as any to get into it, but then I got...

Last Looks

Last night, after figuring out the Good-Will-Hunting-grade math equation of packing my life Tetris-style into my car, I rejoined Matt Lum in the web-rynth for one last night of research and ridiculousness. Our resonate friendship! Sigh. How I love Matt...

Hug You! Love You! Going on Tour!

Well, it hit me...tonight it really processed for me~ I am taking a giant leap and going to the East Coast for an indefinite experience and open time...Truth is, I know it's the best decision and a brilliant and inspired...

Skim Cream

Simple amusement succeeds...the Defamer orgy with yahoo players is a winner:(Great screen-capture ~!!!~ made possible with my shift-apple-4 fingers!)...

Laughing With! vs. Laughing At!

Laughing With! Recently Matthew McConaughey was spotted channeling Matt Damon's look from The Talented Mr. Ripley:Matt Damon "followed suit" (ha, punny) by channeling Matthew on Letterman! **************************************************************************************** Laughing At! Meanwhile in the diva-sphere, Beyonce shows how crazy normal she is...

Flaunting It

Last night KO went to the Flaunt Holiday Party. It was a pretty good scene. In fact, were it not for the fact that my car got a flat some time between valeting it and trying to retrieve it~ and...

Naughty is...

Nice!Flaunt Holiday Party invite......

Le Session So Grand

KO met up with Carrie last night at the ShortStop for a ridiculously fun session of catch-up...The evening quickly turned into a very successful photo shoot...Special thanks to Victor for executing a great shoot as well...You are a natural!Not content...

Comedy is a Man with a Plan

This vintage Chris Rock sketch from The Chris Rock Show is beyond funny... because, honestly it's not funny. But hey, truth is way more bizarre than fiction...True! (thanks to Defamer)...

Baby, One More Year

Happy Birthday to former Princess of Pop, Britney Spears... You've really grown into quite the Queen of Tackiness and Trashiness, Brit Brit! Here's hoping your 25th year is heavily revelatory and hugely reinvigorating. Cheers!To celebrate, might we suggest 1) buying...

Friday Night Fashion

Met up with Andy at the Dime last night. There was a good crowd...lotta style... Felt pretty inspired by the fashion...also a bit like I was channeling the Sartorialist...KO doesn't usually like v-necks, but this guy Simon's shirt was totally...

Grinning While You Ride

Mary's brother wrote a book! A perfect gift! You can buy at Amazon. Check it out: Mountain Bike! Los Angeles County: A Wide-Grin Ride Guide...

Not a Pretty Girl

"I don't know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I'm perfect. That's probably what drives him crazy!" ~Cameron Diaz to OK magazine KO supposes Cam's quote* grants us all free reign to suggest how so very truly ugly...

Malibu Holiday

Saturday I drove to Malibu to visit Nik.Gave Nik's beautiful mom Lily the "au currant" earrings (KO originals)Peter and his gf Jennifer were in town from SeattleJennifer was an obvious choice for the KO original "dna" earringsNik's brother played the...

My Dinner with Gidlow

Friday night KO met up with our friend Ted. KO worked with Ted on The Dead Girl, and he's been working in Portland since, so this was a bit of a reunion. We convened at The Hump, a sushi restaurant...

A Feast to Give Thanks For

Kellie's cranberry horseradish sauceMore of Kellie's spreadKellie preparing the delightsMatt enjoying some tea after (round 1 of) the feast, the gathering is thankfully thankful and fabulous*Hollywood (unofficially the "Betty Crocker/Betty Cocker" Thanksgiving), officially "Heaven" c/o Kellie and Matt, 11.23.06 ***Thank...

I'm thankful for perspective and humility!

(*this is a flashback to 05 from Defamer)...

Hug It Out

*Inspired by Playboy, drawn by KO while visiting friends, Chicago, '94 or '95 ****************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************** An aside from KO to no one in particular: I'm stressed out... In the same way that LA puts a soft continuous layer of smog-dust...

I predict you already enjoyed this...

It was my intention last week to direct you to this great piece by Steve Sailer about Malcolm Gladwell's article for The New Yorker that addressed the possibility of predicting the success of movies with a formula, but I forgot....

Not Lenny Bruce/Not Bill Hicks

Michael Richards~ known to most people as Kramer from Seinfeld~ had a very bad Friday night. He was performing at the Laugh Factory (here in L.A.) and went off on a very unfunny racist rant. KO is pretty open-minded about...

Soul Survivor

Ami was in L.A. for the weekend, and we had an amazing time. Friday we met up with Rafe and Reeve at The Other Room on the west side...Saturday night we rocked out on the east side (represent!) with Leah...We...

Happy Birthday Mr. Stallion!

Very yummy scorpio Owen Wilson (aka the Butterscotch Stallion) turns 38 today...We'd so just like 20 minutes with Owen...sigh...Owen, call me!...

In Flight

My sista Ami is flying into Los Angeles tonight! Yay!Ami by Matt Lum, NYE (98into99), NYC...

The Darkness

Perez posted about KO's favorite dark horse today. Keanu looks disheveled and "kinda hot" (to quote Perez).KO can't help but feel a little pang of pain. We love Keanu, but we had to let go of "the dream" because he...