Entries from Katy Oliver : Bean There tagged with 'Funny'

Happy Halloween from BCO and Oz!!!

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Happy Halloween!!!

source: AndreaHarner...

Phelps, Vegas-style

8 Golds and...Michael Phelps is loving life! Playboy Club, Vegas, 9.08...

Sauska's Wedding! The Polaroids...

St. Louis August 1-3, 2008...

Smokes Out Of A Machine!!! Only in St. Louis...

St Louis, August 2008...

Sauska's Pre-Wedding Party, Post-Cardinals/Phillies Game, St. Louis, August 2008

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Oz, All Tied Up

August 2008...

Must-Read Diary Entries!!!

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. To boot, it resonates: Too true! source: [thank you fave blogger!!!] AndreaHarner...

YOU Could Get Arrested RIGHT NOW!

RobZ found a police badge (and wallet and checkbook!) today in a shopping cart in the Xpect parking lot! KO quickly found digits (on the checks, obvs) and called the Capricorn, leaving a message on his vmail. When he called...

Seen in the City

While dining at Pastis yesterday with India and Damon, KO spotted prodigious and prolific funny man Jason Bateman. Yay! He's yummy! He looked really good. Very clean shaven and lean, dressed in a black t-shirt and dark blue jeans, sans...

RIP George Carlin

Legendary comic George Carlin died of heart failure yesterday in Santa Monica. George had a history of heart problems. He checked into the hospital yesterday after complaining about chest pains. Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits! Sad! George Carlin...

Having A Laugh

Have a good, fun, (and if you're lucky) funny Friday!source: dlisted...

True That Best Baldwin

"I've been single for seven years and as I get older, I think all I want is to be loved. The world becomes a place where you think, let everyone else have it. Let them all fight over jobs and...

Wild Wild Weaves

KO is crazy about these hair (master)pieces made by Japanese artist Nagi Noda. There's a little bit of "The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss" in them, but they still seem very original. KO sees passion~ animalistic, honest passion!~ in them....

Lovin' You Forever

Well, it's official. The New Kids On The Block have released the video for their new song "Summertime" and KO knew you were just dying to know... KO likes it! Haha! For real! KO loves the cheez and NKOTB deliver...

Sex & The City

KO loved the Sex & The City movie!!! Alot!And we loved Samantha's true-to-character story arc...as well as her wardrobe!Especially this hat!!! LOVES IT!!!...

Happy Weekend!

Goes great with KO's bacon martini...Mmmm...bacon...via dlisted...

Wha Happned, Y'all?

Seriously?! What happened to her?! No good!!! Brit-Brit is a hot mess!!!...

Funny Monkey!

AND (!!!):source: (one of KO's very favorite blogs) ASpecialWayOfBeingAfraid...

The Garden Tour

Shia is hosting SNL this Saturday night. Check out these promos he did with sometimes-funny Andy Samberg. We smiled. We like Shia!...

Really Rad Raggy Dog

source: AndreaHarner.com...

If you think this looks pink...

...you should see my new cell phone! That's right, KO has a new cellio. It's slick, sure, but better still~ it works! Includes new digits! If you need my new number, by the way, please email me here or at...

A Most Notable Quote...And Then Some

"I loved modeling. I absolutely loved it. I was so happy to get the cover of Vogue- 23 times. I keep each copy. I made more money as a model than as an actress or a filmmaker. In monetary terms,...

You're Mean Has At Least One Fan!

It's spreading! You're mean is sooo mean!...

Write On

source: MattSearsForever...

OMG! It's tots NKOTB! Still Hangin' Tough, Rough!

You guys, New Kids On The Block are so totally reuniting! This shot, below, is the first group picture taken of them in, like, 15 years! OMG! We were totally into Joey back in the day. What a cutie-patootie! Of...

Drillbit Taylor

Obviously I love Owen Wilson. You all know that. So, it should come as no surprise that I went to see his new movie Drillbit Taylor Saturday night. By myself. Yes, I went alone because I knew no one would...

Fancy!

Funny guy Jonah Hill hosted SNL tonight and for the most part it was hilarious! The first hour was better than most SNL's in recent history, for sure. And Jonah's material definitely started strong. He quite successfully referenced past comedic...

Whatcha Want

It's March already! Madness...Make the most of it and make it work!(photo source; dlisted)...

They're Rough

via ph...

Drew In Vogue

Happy Birthday (tomorrow) to the lovely and talented Hollywood veteran Drew Barrymore. We love that she's still dating funnyman, genuine nice guy and CT. native Justin Long. Can't get over her new cover for Vogue, though. Wow....

FUNNIEST! BIT (CHEW YUM). EVER. EVER!!!!!!

This Sarah Silverman tribute to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel (he celebrated his 5 year-on-air mark last night) is by far one of the best (if inappropriate) comedy sketches ever. And I know what kind of competition we're dealing with. Trust...

File This Under: What? Are Pigs Flying?!

KO was desperately confused when Hef was caught proclaiming his preference for fun mind games over sex-play......but, if Jack Nicholson is saying things like this (below) we are so ready to believe pigs fly and hell is cold, very very...

Watch While You Still Can...

In case you missed my second update...here is the freaky creepy bizarro awesome and icky Tom Cruise Scientology recruitment video! You must see!!!...

Interview with the Vampire

Have you guys seen this video (quickly making its way virally all over the web) of Tom Cruise ranting and raving (and recruiting) for Scientology? It wasn't intended for nonbelievers, or "spectators" as he so generously calls the likes of...

Happy Birthday Jason Bateman!

Prodigious and prolific funny man Jason Bateman is 39 today. Happy Birthday!Jason on the set of Teen Wolf 2 with the Hardisty girl, old school Cali...

Viva La Ava!

Ava, Oz, JR, and RobZ, Maryland, 12.31.07 & 1.01.08...

XGames Ava

Ava, Maryland, 12.31.07...

Happy Birthday Diane!

Diane Keaton is 62 years young today! Happy Birthday Diane!...

Ava Rocks It Like AC/DC

While in Maryland for New Years Eve, we were lucky enough to spend some QT with little rockstar Ava. She so knows how to rock!Ava, Hagerstown MD, 12.31.07...

Oz is Playful, Oz is Tired

Oz is so crafty and funny! He can get a roll of paper towels to play with him!He can fall asleep halfway b/t the front and back seat of the truck!Oz, Dec 30 and Dec 31st 2007...

Merry Christmas Eve!!!

This is too funny. The eagle-eyed Editor at the Lewiston Idaho paper failed to see something absolutely and amusingly impossible to miss. Look at the front page! You can't help but laugh out loud at the absurdity.source: SW...

Happy Birthday Jonah Hill!!!

The Superbad star is 24 today! Happy Happy Birthday Jonah!!!Jonah, Keir, KO, LA, Aug. 06...

Happy Birthday Steve Buscemi!

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Committed to the High-Five...Unforgettable!

They take it all the way. And way past that! HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! on FunnyOrDie.com thanks to Peter at SMT for the heads up...

Nothing to Add to This

source: dlisted...

Hey 19!

quote of the month: "19 isn't what it used to be. 19 is the new 40."* *(~dlisted)...

Comedian Clandestino

Saw Michael Showalter last night at the Filmore at Irving Plaza. He exceeded our expectations! He's funnier and better looking live! We had to smuggle our camera in and snap pictures on the d.l. so we don't have the sharpest...

The Hills Are Alive With Hilarity!

This parody of MTV's hit show The Hills with James Franco as Justin Bobby and Mila Kunis as Audrina is too good! This is the same "dialogue" used by the "real" characters on the reality show! Shot by shot, Franco...

I Am The Cheese!

Vote today for our friend Dan Lubell's kraft cheese spot! He's a finalist and needs your votes!!! Watch his entry here(it's the one on the far right with the dancing toast, see pic below) and then show your support with...

Color Me Crazy Confused

Hahahahahahahahaha!source: Dlisted...

Guess Who We Ran Into At The Yale-Harvard Game?

BJ!!!!!!!BJ, his girlfriend Stacy, friends, KO and Oz, New Haven, 11.17.07...

Tongue. Cheek. Wink. Nod.

"Tussin" art from a Gallery on Ludlow, NYC, 11.10.07...

Shia the Law

Dlisted's acidic spin on Shia's Saturday night special, swear words and all:...

Double Dare To Be Awesome Slash Awesome!

Double Dare Chicks, Bar, New Haven, ko/10.31.07...

Hey Baby Hey Baby Hey

Baby Boy on Greek Granny, Tim's show @ Bar, New Haven, 10.31.07...

Like Whoa

Horse's ass, Tim's show @ Bar, New Haven, 10.31.07...

Puttin' on the Ritz

KO with super tall Frankenstein! Bar, rz/10.31.07...

Yowza!

KO with American Gladiator, Tim's show @ Bar, 10.31.07...

Red Sox Rolling Rally ~ Beantown (Part 2)

Johnny Cakes!Remington's/Rolling Rally, Boston, 10.30.07...

Another Kind of Victory

Yes, the Red Sox won the World Series, and yes, I was super superstitious about posting anything until they had clinched their sweep of the Colorado Rockies!!! But! This post is about Alec Baldwin. He is an acting tour de...

Showalter Time!!!

We scored 2 tickets for Michael Showalter's gig (appearing with former The State costar and comedic buddy/the "headliner" Michael Ian Black) at the Fillmore (at Irving Plaza) on Saturday December 1st! We are so happy! Alot!!! We love us some...

Stephen Colbert For President, Really?

Yesterday Colbert threw his hat into the Presidential ring. Is he serious? If he actually plans on following through...well, umm, he could be a formidable force because he has a following, and he has no fear! He may be trying...

Taibbi Talks Thompson

We love Matt Taibbi and have for a long time. In recent years he's taken to writing his political op-essays for Rolling Stone. His aggressive, angsty attitude is almost a perfect antidote to mainstream media coverage. If you haven't read...

Purrrfection!

c/o AndreaHarner...

Joaquin the Line

During a phone interview with New York's Time Out Magazine, Joaquin [Phoenix] was asked how he prepared for a role in his new movie "We Own the Night." That hot ass mess of a drunk said, "I never prepare. I...

The Circle Jerk

In the new issue of Penthouse Magazine (classy) Kid Rock takes aim at a certain American actor who is against the war. It doesn't take a damn brain surgeon to figure out he's talking about Sean Penn. Kid Pebble said,...

Take The Holiday

Nancy Meyers never ceases to amaze me. She is a phenomenally talented writer, director, filmmaker. We love Irreconcilable Differences (it's our favorite movie), Private Benjamin, and Something's Gottta Give. Now, we can add her latest (new last year) film, The...

Love Is...Never Scared!

We were revisiting Chris Rock's "Never Scared" from "The Black Ambition Tour" and it's still sooo relevant. Maybe even more now than before...He truly resonates. He's revelatory, smart and funny! He's such a genius. He's up there with Bill Hicks!...

Kids Say Funny Things

While teaching the after school art class last week, a 7 year old girl told me her basement was dirty and dusty with lots of spider webs. I told her spiders were good luck. She said matter-of-factly (and like she'd...

Perfect Strangers

Remember the 80s sitcom Perfect Strangers? Balki was so young! And funny! Cousin Larry was such a smart straight guy. Wow, those were the days......

THE BIG E! Mama Feeds Her Piglets

Agawam, MA., 9.26.07...

THE BIG E! and the (Hilarious) Crazy Mouse

Rob Z and KO went to the Big E! yesterday. We got soaked on the Niagara Falls water ride and dizzy on the flying swings. Then! We got crazy on the Crazy Mouse! We sat next to two kids who...

Evo Morales, President of Bolivia, Tonight on Daily Show

Brilliant, right?!...

Beerfest Lizard

Comedy troupe Broken Lizard (creators of cult favorite Super Troopers, and featuring Fairfield Prep alumn Kevin Heffernan**, below) made a brilliant, if absurd and gratuitously silly, classic when they crafted their most recent release (last year?!) ~the drunken love letter...

"Iraq Me Dave Petraeus"

To the tune of Rock Me Amadeus, the Daily Show shrewdly and brilliantly created the segment "Iraq Me Dave Petraeus" and we absolutely insist you click here and watch it right now!...

ShowPiece

This is a funny "poem" by funnyman Michael Showalter. We have a major crush on him, but you don't have to want a piece of his piece to get a good little laugh outta this piece. ***** Even though I've...

ASU is HOT HOT HOT

This promo video for Appalachian State University (featured on BWE) honors ASU's historic win over Michigan this weekend and is hilariously cheesetastic! Even when it's cold cold cold, ASU is HOT! HOT! HOT!...

Funny Showmen Show Funny Selves On The Michael Showalter Showalter...Or: Ninja! Oh My God, How Have We Not Already Adored This Together? You Will Heart The Homage

Witness the Michael Showalter Showalter, featuring Paul Rudd. Seeing is believing and genius is comedians sowing the seeds of sustainable love! Funny is for always... source: CollegeHumor...

Crushing On The Show Man

We are so loving Michael Showalter...If you haven't seen 2005's The Baxter (he wrote, directed and starred in it) we suggest you check it out. KO is smitten!(My re-re trib to the Show Man crush! If I know I'm lame...

SuperBad Is SuperBadass

Congrats to Jonah Hill, one of the stars of the #1 movie this past weekend. SuperBad brought in more than $30 million...and it was hilarious! Fogel aka McLovin is the second banana that really rises up to rival the stars~...

Happy Birthday Denis Leary!

We love Denis Leary, and have for a long time. Happy f@cking birthday, Denis! You're a badass; You're a Red Sox fan; Rescue Me is inspired; and your Fire Fighter Foundation is the real deal....

SuperBad Guy Is SuperRad Guy

You may recall when, last summer, KO went with Val to the Accepted premiere in Westwood and partied into the night with stars Justin Long and Jonah Hill...Well, Jonah has officially crossed over into the sphere of pop culture "knowns"...

Meet KatyBillHicksSimpson!

Yeah...I know...I'm the hotness......

The Best, Most Amazing, Most Awesome, Most ENERGETIC "You Don't Know What You're Talking About...No, Sorry, I'm Not Selling Cars" Clip Ever!

OH MY GOD!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING BETTER OR MORE BRILLIANT!!! FOR REAL, OK?! SERIOUSLY!!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT F_CKING WITH BOBBY D!!!HE IS THE MAN FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON ...AND THEN SOME!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST 23...

I Heart Dlisted, I Really Do

There is no way KO could ever craft the clever attitude-heavy commentary found @ Dlisted. Yes, we love Perez...but let's be honest, Michael @ Dlisted is truly fierce without fear. He harbors no Hilton associations, and he's honest as hell....

Time to Switch to Green Tea

Who could resist LiLo with the Real Thing? And, to boot, LiLo lens-ing it up with her lil sister Alli? These girls gone wild are enabled best by mom Dina-sour (not pictured).July 2007...

Grace

Rob Z's mom foiled the plans of an aspiring robber recently, and her story is featured in the New Haven Independent. We love Wozniak's deli~ the Ziolo family business~ and we are extremely proud of and grateful for Grace's heart...

Happy Monday, Middle of July

Who can resist the ripe-with-comedy charm of Jack and a slice?! Not his belly... Not a mysterious hand with rogue arm... Not even a bird... This picture is too precious! Too perfect!Jack and the Bird, July 07 (photo source: BWE)...

Freak Friday

Hmm...Couldn't resist passing this along... Armistead Maupin is the author of the extremely homo books "Tales of the City" and according to Holy Moly! gave his theory on closeted gay actors in Hollywood at a book signing in London. Armi...

In Case You Missed It, The "Me! Me! Pay Attention to Me!" Edition

Your favorite knockout was "featured" in the New Haven Register last week! While working on the new Indiana Jones movie KO got caught by a roving reporter's lens...so even if (and when) we get cut out of the film, we...

The Queen has left the building...

But no worries, we totally captured the magic of this memorable day... and of course we couldn't resist adding some Perez-style flavor fit for Queens...KO with Matt and Perez, Hollywood, 6.8.07 ************************************************************************** Check out this flawless performance by Beth Ditto...

Fox and The Hound

We heard Perez give his phone interview to Fox, and snapped this screen shot to salute Peretzel for his sincere~ if silly~ spin on the drama....

Art Imitating Life

News networks are all about the heiress...We think these sketches are pretty......Ironically, just now, when the MSNBC broke to a commercial~ the first ad was a Hilton Hotels spot! Hahahahaha......

The Queen Is In The House

Moments after the Heiress was whisked away to the LA Courthouse for a reevaluation of her release yesterday and newer sentence (a "punishment" of 45 days under house arrest), KO was off in a whirlwind to pick up Matt's friend...

A Little Late, Alot Great

You can't help but love these shots of Red Sox fans masked and mocking A-Rod after he was caught (allegedly) cheating.(Lifted from Perez~ who I think lifted it from the NYPost)...

For Love Or Money Or Both

As worded by Dlisted: "Forbes Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most expensive divorces in history. Every celebrity in question is a dude and Neil Diamond's ex-wife from 1969 came out on top with a grip of cash....

High-10ing on American Idol: The Awesomeness Is In the House, Dawg! That was Hot!

Last night, KO laughed out loud when we spotted BJ high-10ing with the blond guy rooting for Sanjaya sitting next to him. It comes as no surprise to me that on the first night I was not completely disturbed by...

Put The Message In The Box

Jedi Mailbox, New Haven, 3/07...

At a CrossRoads?

Still Funny!!!...-from-a-few-years-ago-Genius!...The New Yorker comic...