Entries from Katy Oliver : Bean There tagged with 'D'oh'

Quote of the Month

"I closed the curtain...I said now we're voting...I put it in the machine- it looked like a shredder."-Bill Cosby to David Letterman, re: his voting experience on November 4th, 2008Funny because IT WASN'T A SHREDDER!!! YAY!!!...

Email of the Day

Brilliant- but a bit of Bummer!"The Bush boys have certainly set a standard for the future - lax regulation, tax breaks for wealthy, an imploding financial sector, growing disparity of income, loss of jobs, high energy prices, monumental national debt...

Smokes Out Of A Machine!!! Only in St. Louis...

St Louis, August 2008...

Drew Is Like A Bird

Sorry to put it this way, but KO can't seem to find the words, so... we are letting Michael K from DListed do the dirty work for us regarding Drew's breakup from CT native Justin Long. We thought this one...

YOU Could Get Arrested RIGHT NOW!

RobZ found a police badge (and wallet and checkbook!) today in a shopping cart in the Xpect parking lot! KO quickly found digits (on the checks, obvs) and called the Capricorn, leaving a message on his vmail. When he called...

Is She Fat?! No, She Is Luscious!

Karolina Kurkova, best known for being an Angel model for Victoria's Secret, was recently the topic of much ado whilst modeling in South America- Why? you ask...because everyone took a look at her on the runway- and... gasped: "She's gotten...

Lovin' You Forever

Well, it's official. The New Kids On The Block have released the video for their new song "Summertime" and KO knew you were just dying to know... KO likes it! Haha! For real! KO loves the cheez and NKOTB deliver...

Happy Weekend!

Goes great with KO's bacon martini...Mmmm...bacon...via dlisted...

Wha Happned, Y'all?

Seriously?! What happened to her?! No good!!! Brit-Brit is a hot mess!!!...

Kids (Inadvertently) Say The Saddest Things Sometimes

2nd Grader to KO: "Are polar bears extinct yet?" KO: "No...not yet..." 2nd Grader #2: "'Cause of global warming." 2nd Grader #3: "The President doesn't care about them."...

Unabashedly Into This Song Right Now

Mike & the Mechanics "The Living Years"...

BTW, A DIFFERENT KATY-

Katy Perry, a rising star/singer outta London, has a very catchy song with the chorus "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" We noted it the first time we heard it, yes. But we're singing it tonight after hearing...

May You Rest In Peace Man In Tree

Sadness for few? Apparently! Well, whether you tuned in or were totally turned off...our friend Derek's show Men in Trees is officially canceled! We still love you Sketch!Derek, HottubHaus, Silverlake, ko/05...

Oz Man Walking

Oz (intact!) (uninformed!) (pure and handsome and...viril!) TONIGHT:...and an Oz tribute. The poor man-pup is losing his, er, man-doggieness tomorrow! Sorry, Oz! Mama loves you alot (!) but you needs it, you do!!! Forgive me!!! Kisses...Loving you forever Oz!...

Scenario: K.O.

In the past few weeks KO has been experiencing unusual and intense fatigue. Then, Sunday we got a stomach cramp that was blindingly painful for about an hour and consistently brutal since. Ugh and fug. So today KO saw a...

P.S. de Mayo

source: PostSecret...

If you think this looks pink...

...you should see my new cell phone! That's right, KO has a new cellio. It's slick, sure, but better still~ it works! Includes new digits! If you need my new number, by the way, please email me here or at...

So Much Trouble's Top 5...

Source: Friend Peter's rad blog SoMuchTroubleInTheWorld...

Reality vs. Illusion

KO is constantly reminded that reality is everyday and illusion is every fantasy, every hope, every maybe...The dealio that KO is still getting schoolio-ed in is the vast, confusing difference between the two. Why choose a nice reality when a...

No Service With A Smile

When it rains it pours. And when it beams it blinds! My cell and internet are both cut off...My daily double workouts are rapidly coming together... The world of web and cell relations is epic and essential, so the heartache...

OMG! It's tots NKOTB! Still Hangin' Tough, Rough!

You guys, New Kids On The Block are so totally reuniting! This shot, below, is the first group picture taken of them in, like, 15 years! OMG! We were totally into Joey back in the day. What a cutie-patootie! Of...

Seriously Seriously...WTF???!!!

You absolutely must watch this clip from Keith Olberman's March 27th Countdown of Worst Persons! It's completely mind-blowing and tragic. !!! Thanks to Peter at SMT for pointing this out to me!...

Crazy for Swayze

Patrick Swayze, 55, has pancreatic cancer. The actor's publicist released this statement Wednesday afternoon: "Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. Patrick's physician Dr. George Fisher states, 'Patrick has a very limited amount...

Whatcha Want

It's March already! Madness...Make the most of it and make it work!(photo source; dlisted)...

Strobelite Honey

So many blog-worthy events, and but oh where is the time? Well, aside from my lack of photog-evidence, there is my lack of wordy emphasis and expression, elaboration and information...so... without excuses, let me say this: this weekend is crazy;...

Merry Christmas Eve!!!

This is too funny. The eagle-eyed Editor at the Lewiston Idaho paper failed to see something absolutely and amusingly impossible to miss. Look at the front page! You can't help but laugh out loud at the absurdity.source: SW...

This is Exactly the Kind of Ridiculousness that Alters Your Holiday Eating Habits

Miranda Kerr @the Victoria Secret Show in LA, Dec07...

Happy Birthday to Annie!!! Belated Tribute, part 1

We have been sooo busy! We knew it was our bf Annie's birthday, but we couldn't get a proper post put together to honor her on the actual day of her birthday. We worried, but we wanted it to be...

Scrooged Below The Line

November 17, 2007 - In its first dramatic move since the beginning of the Writers Guild strike, NBC has fired "nearly the entire production staff" of its struggling, late-night staple, "Saturday Night Live," sources told Page Six. One tipster told...

And I thought bronchitis was rough...

source: AndreaHarner...

More Than The Sum

Recently, we received this backhanded compliment from a (shall remain anonymous) loved one, and it's a plum cherry pit too stubborn to decompose...so we've decided to share it, air it, post it and roast it~ be free of it: "I...

I'm So Dangerous!

Caught the bronchitis bug from a MoCo (no name, no blame), and am in hiding until I'm no longer contagious. Ugh. On the plus side, RobZ gave me some mean slippers for my get well spell in hibernation! Things'rrr looking...

Game 2: Ack. And D'Oh.

Sox take a beating in the 11th! After more than 5 hours of play, the Indians spank the Sox with 7 yes 7! runs in the 11th. Final: 13-6. To quote an announcer, "The Series is even. IT'S A GAME...

The Circle Jerk

In the new issue of Penthouse Magazine (classy) Kid Rock takes aim at a certain American actor who is against the war. It doesn't take a damn brain surgeon to figure out he's talking about Sean Penn. Kid Pebble said,...

When? Where? How? Why?

What happened to my knockout life??? We are not sure, but we know this can't be "all there is" and we're feeling a bit panicked!!! We are currently working for almost no money, in debt and...while we are way inspired...

You Can't Hurt Me Now

LiLo has been detoxing in rehab for over a month, her third rehab stint this year...She recently met up with her Daddy after almost two years of estrangement. We recently went running and her very revealing song Confessions of a...

Regarding Britney...

We like Britney's new single, "Gimme More" and though she seemed to be in slow motion during the VMAs last night, We say Give her a break! MTV has been using her for $$$$$$$$$$$ and viewership (hello?! would anyone under...

Gimme More!!!

Uber-classy trainwreck Britney Spears is scheduled to perform "live" tomorrow night at an over-produced MTV awards show in Vegas, and we are psyched. We could care less about the rest of the ego-trippy event, but Britney? Oh, baby, gimme gimme...

Happy Belated Birthday!!!

Like a virgin, KO neglected beloved shoutouts ...ok, but we're talking about honoring the unique superb beauty of two amazing Virgos: Frazer!!! And my brother Mac!!! Last year, we were with Frazer in Vegas for her birthday bash over the...

Oh Oh Oh Owen

Are you getting better? Come visit! Love you long time...As ever, KO...

Oh, Owen...

Owen Wilson, we love love love you. We worry. Please stay strong. Have faith. Stay beautiful. You are walking talking fierce hotness. You are especially genius....

Owen...Call Me!

"He always seemed very happy to me. . . . When I heard the news this morning, I was totally shocked and, quite honestly, saddened," said Robert D. Yeoman, the cinematographer on Wilson's upcoming movie The Darjeeling Limited. "I hope...

...Especially Sad

We've always adored fellow scorpio and longhorn Owen Wilson, He's the whole package: beautious, charming and "especially genius."It fills me with profound sorrow to return to the web (after a weekend away in Maryland) and find that horror of all...

Three Times A Lady

Her ringtone is Dignity (by Bob Dylan) her vibe is Easy like Sunday morning. and she relates to Toni Braxton. Me loves her!Source: Dlisted...

Crack Kitty: Back From the Dead

source: Dlisted Ok this is definitely funny and not funny. First off, back in Austin in 98-00, KO had a cat with many names. First she was named Seamus by my mom. Then I called her... uh...something else*! But finally...

Rar! Ack! Ugh! Fack!

Fumbled bumbled the monologue Ready then rusty dusty for audition What else to my dismay is there to say? But~ Rar! Ack! Ugh! Fack!(KO,VT/94)...

Crandall Canyon Mining Catastrophe

The Utah mining tragedy, and the tragedy that followed with the confirmed deaths of 3 rescue workers (1 of whom was a federal mine safety officer) is just horrifying. What a nightmare. Just so very awful. Sad. Here are my...

Curious/Welcome Unsuffering Of Me

Airport connection went kaput for four long days, but alas, it's back and I'm so friggin relieved...Onwards!...

D'oh No

(thanks CS)...

Dogs Gone Wild

Funny:Not Funny (...Scary):(source: Dlisted, Defamer)...

Meet KatyBillHicksSimpson!

Yeah...I know...I'm the hotness......

The Best, Most Amazing, Most Awesome, Most ENERGETIC "You Don't Know What You're Talking About...No, Sorry, I'm Not Selling Cars" Clip Ever!

OH MY GOD!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING BETTER OR MORE BRILLIANT!!! FOR REAL, OK?! SERIOUSLY!!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT F_CKING WITH BOBBY D!!!HE IS THE MAN FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON ...AND THEN SOME!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST 23...

One vs. Desire: The "No, Seriously, WTF?!" Edition

So Pene and Bono were spotted out and about (again)...today, in St. Tropez. Perez posted the pic of Puffy aka P Diddy aka just Diddy, etc., today but failed to highlight the fact that Pene and Bono are the very...

Time to Switch to Green Tea

Who could resist LiLo with the Real Thing? And, to boot, LiLo lens-ing it up with her lil sister Alli? These girls gone wild are enabled best by mom Dina-sour (not pictured).July 2007...

LoBlo: Throwing It All Away

You take your eyes off the 'ball for a single day and what happens? LiLo goes full-on d'ohglo and gets busted for driving drunk, with coke, with a suspended license. Does LiLo have anyone loving her? Ho needs help. Fast.LiLo...

Freak Friday

Hmm...Couldn't resist passing this along... Armistead Maupin is the author of the extremely homo books "Tales of the City" and according to Holy Moly! gave his theory on closeted gay actors in Hollywood at a book signing in London. Armi...

Slacker, Slacker

KO has been a very bad girl... Here are some of the things y'all missed because KO was slackin': *Saw Gwen Stefani (9th row!) at Mohegan Sun...She was absolutely amazing live!!! *Chris Drury got hit in the face with a...

For Love Or Money Or Both

As worded by Dlisted: "Forbes Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most expensive divorces in history. Every celebrity in question is a dude and Neil Diamond's ex-wife from 1969 came out on top with a grip of cash....

In the Dog(g) House

"It's a completely different scenario. [Rappers] are not talking about no collegiate basketball girls who have made it to the next level in education and sports. We're talking about hoes that's in the 'hood that ain't doing shit, that's trying...

Not That Far From The Tree

It seems to me that...at a certain point in your life you can't help but take stock of your achievements, reevaluate your priorities and re-prioritize your goals... You make decisions based on your own best interests if you are wise...

Miss You Lots

Been in a bad way recently...thing is, things aren't so bad that KO is down for the count, but, things are rough, tough and harsh...my cell got turned off (boo!) because I didn't pay my bill~ and I can't pay...

Where You Been?

KO has not been posting as regularly as usual... Why, you ask? Well, good question... KO was essentially MIA in many ways the past few days... Alas, it's good to be back in baby's arms again... As always, we appreciate...

Hot Heads, Cheap Shots

The now infamous brawl between the Sabres and the Senators from last Thursday, February 22, during which KO favorite and Connecticut native Chris Drury was injured. *Thanks to my bro Rob for the link...

Oh My God, Y'all! Brit Like Totally Shaved Her Head!

And then she got some fresh ink...KO has nothing against the bald is beautiful school of style, Sinead and Ami both rocked it really successfully some time ago... But, umm, it seems like Brit-Brit has crossed over to full-on cuckoo-panties...

Charmed, I'm (Sooo) Sure...

Overheard in New Haven while working on my site: Mom to her Daughter: "I just saw Charmed Season 7 is out on dvd." Ummm...wait...seriously...Charmed is on dvd?! It's already had 7 seasons?!!! WTF???!!!...

An Easy Way To Get A Free Drink

Maybe you already know this one, but KO was schooled in the tricky way of saltines recently and just can not not share...Check this out: Next time you are out with some friends, ask them if they think they can...

Celebrity Skin: A Walking Study

What happened to Courtney Love? It really looks like she traded in one addiction (drugs) for another (plastic surgery)... WTF?! At least Frances Bean looks healthy...and natural!Courtney Love & Frances Bean, LA, 2.8.07...

Backhanded Compliments Rule

Last weekend a 27 year old (self-described Baldwin-esque) hottie told me (and I quote), "You look good for 30." Niiice!!! Love it......

Baby in Red

Rees-ently KO left her digi-cam (aka heart/soul/lifeline) charger at someone's house in New Haven...KO was able to maintain and sustain her compulsive picture- taking habit by using the polaroid, but KO be missing and needing the digi...Well, the gloves are...

SUCH is life

Apparently KO spelled JPS' last name wrong...Even though he saw the original post back in September, he never noticed the error, and imdb has his name misspelled as well. KO has a sincere interest in spelling names correctly, so we're...

Mercy, Indeed

You may recall that KO saw a most horrific accident on Saturday and the only conclusion we came to after watching a man fly at least forty feet through the air before slamming into the ground and rolling like a...

SOOOO "NOT! DEAD! YET!"

Went to visit John Carney in the hospital today... The man is very popular! When I got there, his father was on the way out, Paul Frankenstein was chillin' and then later Mitch (Michelle) and a friend (guy's name TBD...sorry!)...

George's Globe

KO was just kicking around the fact that Chris Dodd's intention to run for President hasn't come up in any of my posts yet...Today seemed like as good a day as any to get into it, but then I got...

Dirty Dishes

The only thing I can think of when I look at this picture~ snapped late last night~ of the most surprisingly spectacularly delicious pasta is Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder scream-singing "Dirty Frank!"Dirty Pasta (!) is followed up by one that...

Clear-Cutting...aka Web-rynth WordHumping...aka Simply Semantics...aka Waxing It On

via DealBreaker...

Blister In The Sun

DealBreaker mentions Michael Lewis' piece on the pains of profiting and the burdens of bonuses...we can't help but feel the frustration......

It's a Gas...Station

Iowa, 12.17.06...

Iowa City Implodes

After the initial withdrawal, I really only felt the pain of my "unplugged" life on the road while visiting Lucy in Iowa City. We wasted no time Sunday night~ we were posing for pictures in the most ridiculous fashion and...

"It's a round world last time I checked." ~Bill Hicks

Saturday is Bill Hick's birthday. He would've been 45. Love you Bill. Miss you! "The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful...

Wounded Joke

This might've been a funny joke if told via tipsy talk at a dive bar after a long night of depressing- if not intellectual, heated- debate about our current political institution. In its current manifestation, however, I can't help but...

Won't Back Down

Some choice excerpts from Matt Taibbi's article for Rolling Stone: That Iraq Report? More of the Same The great Baker-Hamilton crock: A classic bullshit-cloud in the proud tradition of congressional "studies"These guys know how to spread their legs for campaign...

Silent But Deadly...a Different Kind of Bomb Threat

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. The passengers and five crew members...

Comedy is a Man with a Plan

This vintage Chris Rock sketch from The Chris Rock Show is beyond funny... because, honestly it's not funny. But hey, truth is way more bizarre than fiction...True! (thanks to Defamer)...

Not a Pretty Girl

"I don't know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I'm perfect. That's probably what drives him crazy!" ~Cameron Diaz to OK magazine KO supposes Cam's quote* grants us all free reign to suggest how so very truly ugly...

What about wishing on a star?

So~ you know how someone tells you about something you've never heard of and then suddenly you start hearing about it again and again? Well~ while Ami was in town she told me to check out Prosper because Baby. Needs....

Slight of the Hands

No, KO didn't send this to PostSecret, but yes, KO could have*...ha!(source: PostSecret) *But seriously, I swear...I so don't actually do that...anymore!...

Juicy

Just sooo wrong...Oh so right. Had to be done. And what else is there to say?!(source: BrandSpankin'...Bravo Brando!)...

Hug It Out

*Inspired by Playboy, drawn by KO while visiting friends, Chicago, '94 or '95 ****************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************** An aside from KO to no one in particular: I'm stressed out... In the same way that LA puts a soft continuous layer of smog-dust...

Money To Burn

While my financial situation continues to spiral deeper and deeper into the ugliest depths of dangerous debt, the ridiculously rich people of the world continue to flaunt their wealth with decadent purchases...Why can't someone just give me 20 grand?!(DB)...

Not Lenny Bruce/Not Bill Hicks

Michael Richards~ known to most people as Kramer from Seinfeld~ had a very bad Friday night. He was performing at the Laugh Factory (here in L.A.) and went off on a very unfunny racist rant. KO is pretty open-minded about...

Pretty F-n Awesome!

Ummm, yeah...it's a fleeting moment...but Joe definitely lets the "F" bomb slip out! KO doesn't care about profanities, but...KO loves funny! live! on tv! Joe always delivers the funny/not funny (seriously) with a smile... (Source: C&L...please go to C&L and...

Some Things are Still the Same

Happy Friday-before-the-Election, y'all!!! We country!!! This song~ much like KO~ NEVER gets OLD & ALWAYS remembers!!! Genesis "Land of Confusion" (YouTube ain't 100% dead...yet)...

Pop Politics

Vintage Overheard...

The Mystery Is That There's No Mystery Left

KO almost posted this a few days ago as a "warning sign" that something was unconsciously leaking from the perfect-bliss-pool of Ryan & Reese's rock-solid matrimony...It just seemed like Ryan was divulging something personal and powerful without really grasping the...

How Many Bodies Are We Talking About Boehner?

"I think Donald Rumsfeld's the only man in America who knows where the bodies are buried at the Pentagon..."(from C&L)...

Failure Is Not An Option!!!

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Only In Dreams

I've had some strange dreams recently... Friday night I dreamt that all my teeth were falling out... Saturday night my dreams were so strange I'm actually embarrassed to go into detail... but basically I was at a party and found...

The Groper

Loyal katyoliver.co visitors know KO likes Ben Affleck. We support him despite his occassional misguided overzealous fandom for the Red Sox and his marriage to Jennifer-(#2)-"Is this too complicated for you?"-Garner. Recently KO asked "What happened to you Ben?" Maybe...

Bad Call Brother!!!

Finally, KO found the Ben Affleck pictures from the Sox game last week!!! Homeboy tried to catch the ball while it was in play! WTF?! Reality check, Affleck, you may be a Big Papa on the home front but you...

Celebrity Culture at Quick Glance

What can be said about Britney Spears that hasn't already been said and rehashed repeatedly to excess???!!! ***Seriously, if you can think of something, anything... *pictures for Bazaar from PopSugar **************************** **************************** Lindsay Lohan knows how to flex her power~she's...